New Car...nonsense

Looking at buying a new car...let the games begin! And may the odds be ever in your favor!  I think I might break down and opt for a mini-van.  I fell like such an old man!

I'm not even 30!  I should be buying a Tundra and putting puppy crushers on that bitch!  But nooooo!  I am looking at a Honda odyssey like it is a rare ribeye with butter on top.