1000 Views!!! Bacon edition!!!

I surpassed the 1k a few days ago, but have been busy a hell for the last few weeks it seems.  I haven't even had a chance to get some hardcore practice done for the IDPA match this weekend.  I am going to be on it like white on rice. 

I had been wondering what to blog about for the 1k view fiesta, and settled on the fact that I was not going to write about politics being that it is so close to the election.  I am not going to write about badminton.

I am going to write about something that is near and dear to my heart, BACON!!!

Bacon is the world's best invention ever!  Ever since Sir Francis Bacon invented bacon the world has been ever grateful!  This salty meat snack is a flavor fiesta for your taste buds.  There is thick bacon, thin bacon, applewood bacon and pecanwood bacon.  There is no dish that is not well complemented by the lovely flavor profile of these tasty strips of swine.

I even tried to make bacon infused bourbon...did not turn out well, but I would never blame the bacon...must have been user error since bourbon is second only to bacon.

One of the best things ever is the spin offs of bacon.  From chocolate covered bacon, bacon soda, bacon pancakes if you are looking for something bacon related please visit Bacon Freak.

To quote a T-shirt given to me by my sister : Bacon is meat candy!




I am getting my IDPA goober vest embroidered with:
Powered by Bacon!

Thank all 1000 of you for looking at my drivel over the past few months, I do this to keep me sane and hopefully entertain someone other than Ace (who still to date is my only comment).  So hook it up with the comments and I will keep slinging the bullshit!  

IDPA practice...golf edition

My practicing for the match next weekend has been sidetracked by golf.  Golf, shooting, and fishing are my hobbies, unfortunately for me they are all expensive and time consuming. 

I have rationalized that by playing golf I am working on my grip strength and overall fitness (especially if I walk), so technically I am practicing for my impending match.  I played yesterday shot an 89 and am trying to get out today if it stops raining...

The next question is should I buy new golf shoes and a wedge or put that towards shooting accessories?

Also, I can have a few beers while playing golf...try doing that at an IDPA match. 

Nearing 1000 views which is pretty cool for me, I can't believe that my titles have enticed 1000 people to read my nonsense.  Get your asses ready for the 1000 views post, its going to be fucking epic!

Goober Vests / IDPA Practice cont.

I will have to admit, the goober vest performed well last night at practice. It has certain weight and movement that worked much better than the open shirt I had been wearing.  It didn't do crap for the lack of A/C at the range, it was hot as hell...I was sweating like a whore in church. 

I maintain that I probably looked like a douche while wearing the damn thing. 

Shooting went well, just wish I didn't have to drive 45 min just to practice.  I am cool driving a distance for a match, but just to practice is a pain in the butt. 

Scores were -1, -10 (that was shooting as fast as possible) and a -3.  I am happy with my progress and plan on keeping up with the sport.  Any sponsors looking for a newbie to add to their team?


note: If you are trying to figure out the goober vest thing please refer to the previous IDPA Practice post

IDPA Practice

Gonna hit the range tonight to try out my new goober vest for IDPA.  I tried to rationalize the vest as being just a tool for the matches, but still find it a little gooberish just looking at it in my range bag. 

What really hit home was when I was at the Bass Pro this weekend with the wife and little redneck, saw a dude rocking the vest in public.  Maybe when I am 65 and just don't give a shit anymore I will start wearing the vest in public.  Until then, don't wear concealment vests in public.  Not only do you look like you are carrying concealed, you look like a douche. 

Also another milestone in my blogging adventure, this is the first documented time I have used the word douche...not to be the last.

Also if anyone would like to give me money I will be happy to whore myself out and call people a brand name douche.  (ex: you look like a Summer's Eve Douche)  I feel that it would get me ready for a transition into Nascar.