We need to make rubble bounce... Foreign Policy 101

That is a quote from the Nuge! 

Well said to say the least about what has happened in the middle east recently.  This is not one of those situations that we need to apologize for being American.  I mean seriously, you think this is about a movie?

We need to give everyone within a 10 mile radius of our emabassay in libya a memo saying,

"if you are reading this, we are going to flatten your domicile and the surrounding 300 ft.  if you don't evacuate in 10 min, you too will be flattened....your welcome for all the foreign aid, which is now revoked. 
Sincerely,

The Fucking USA!"


In all other countries, we need to post a sign on the wall of the embassy.  Is should read something similar to this -
" Please do not come close to the wall surrounding this emabassy!  If you should touch the wall surrounding this embassy, we will shoot you in the face. If you do not agree to those terms I suggest you go the fuck home and not touch the wall.  If you touch the wall, you will be dead.

Sincerely,

The Fucking USA!!!"

This is my foreign policy if I should ever run for office.  Redneck 2020!! Fucking 'Merica!

I'm not sure if you are receiving what I am trying to get across here.  The fact of the matter is that we are the FUCKING USA!  The best damn country in the world.  We make the rules! We do not apologize to our enemies for offending their sensibilities.  They apologize to US for existing and being a pebble in our shoe. 

The next message they should receive from the best country in the world...

"You picked on the wrong fucking country.  Suck it, enjoy the rubble that used to be your town.

Love Always,

The Fucking USA!!!!"

IDPA practice...golf edition

My practicing for the match next weekend has been sidetracked by golf.  Golf, shooting, and fishing are my hobbies, unfortunately for me they are all expensive and time consuming. 

I have rationalized that by playing golf I am working on my grip strength and overall fitness (especially if I walk), so technically I am practicing for my impending match.  I played yesterday shot an 89 and am trying to get out today if it stops raining...

The next question is should I buy new golf shoes and a wedge or put that towards shooting accessories?

Also, I can have a few beers while playing golf...try doing that at an IDPA match. 

Nearing 1000 views which is pretty cool for me, I can't believe that my titles have enticed 1000 people to read my nonsense.  Get your asses ready for the 1000 views post, its going to be fucking epic!