We need to make rubble bounce... Foreign Policy 101

That is a quote from the Nuge! 

Well said to say the least about what has happened in the middle east recently.  This is not one of those situations that we need to apologize for being American.  I mean seriously, you think this is about a movie?

We need to give everyone within a 10 mile radius of our emabassay in libya a memo saying,

"if you are reading this, we are going to flatten your domicile and the surrounding 300 ft.  if you don't evacuate in 10 min, you too will be flattened....your welcome for all the foreign aid, which is now revoked. 
Sincerely,

The Fucking USA!"


In all other countries, we need to post a sign on the wall of the embassy.  Is should read something similar to this -
" Please do not come close to the wall surrounding this emabassy!  If you should touch the wall surrounding this embassy, we will shoot you in the face. If you do not agree to those terms I suggest you go the fuck home and not touch the wall.  If you touch the wall, you will be dead.

Sincerely,

The Fucking USA!!!"

This is my foreign policy if I should ever run for office.  Redneck 2020!! Fucking 'Merica!

I'm not sure if you are receiving what I am trying to get across here.  The fact of the matter is that we are the FUCKING USA!  The best damn country in the world.  We make the rules! We do not apologize to our enemies for offending their sensibilities.  They apologize to US for existing and being a pebble in our shoe. 

The next message they should receive from the best country in the world...

"You picked on the wrong fucking country.  Suck it, enjoy the rubble that used to be your town.

Love Always,

The Fucking USA!!!!"

Holy Shit! 500 views

I have just realized that my 500 views is a drop in the bucket for most people.  Well guess what?  Its a lot for me so suck it!  Being that it took me only 1/2 a month to get to this milestone, my next update will be around 700 or so, but I don't really know when the mood will strike me.

On the eve of my 500 views I present a fantastic feat of comedic genius...if you haven't seen the full stand up, it is F'ing hilarious.

Enjoy ladies and gents!

AMERICA!!! HELL YEAH!!

Happy 4th of July everyone! Thanks to all those who serve this great country! Lee Greenwood says it best! This song should be looped on every radio station for July 4th!

How to solve the global hunger problem

There are starving people in America; you have seen it on TV, read it in the papers, hell even your parents told you about the starving people in china. 

Well here is an idea, kill all the damn canadian geese in NC and you could feed the nation for at least 6 months.  Holy shit, I saw at least 60 today at one lake.

 If I were a homeless person, I could eat like a king.  I know that killing an animal out of season is illegal, but why adhere to the DNR's rules when your smoking crack.  That may be the problem all together, there are starving people in America but they just don't know it cause they are high on crack.