It is almost 2013, the mayans were wrong and I have been on vacation. Looks like it is going to be another interesting year for everyone. Maybe I was just not informed at the time, but I wish we could go back have a year that started out without a fiscal cliff and massive debt.
Sometimes I wish that I could go back and be ignorant, stop watching the news and just get drunk on champagne like half of the world for new years.
Maybe 2013 will be the year that I win the lottery and can stop working the 9-5!
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Monday, December 31, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
We need to make rubble bounce... Foreign Policy 101
That is a quote from the Nuge!
Well said to say the least about what has happened in the middle east recently. This is not one of those situations that we need to apologize for being American. I mean seriously, you think this is about a movie?
We need to give everyone within a 10 mile radius of our emabassay in libya a memo saying,
"if you are reading this, we are going to flatten your domicile and the surrounding 300 ft. if you don't evacuate in 10 min, you too will be flattened....your welcome for all the foreign aid, which is now revoked.
Sincerely,
The Fucking USA!"
In all other countries, we need to post a sign on the wall of the embassy. Is should read something similar to this -
" Please do not come close to the wall surrounding this emabassy! If you should touch the wall surrounding this embassy, we will shoot you in the face. If you do not agree to those terms I suggest you go the fuck home and not touch the wall. If you touch the wall, you will be dead.
Sincerely,
The Fucking USA!!!"
This is my foreign policy if I should ever run for office. Redneck 2020!! Fucking 'Merica!
I'm not sure if you are receiving what I am trying to get across here. The fact of the matter is that we are the FUCKING USA! The best damn country in the world. We make the rules! We do not apologize to our enemies for offending their sensibilities. They apologize to US for existing and being a pebble in our shoe.
The next message they should receive from the best country in the world...
"You picked on the wrong fucking country. Suck it, enjoy the rubble that used to be your town.
Love Always,
The Fucking USA!!!!"
Well said to say the least about what has happened in the middle east recently. This is not one of those situations that we need to apologize for being American. I mean seriously, you think this is about a movie?
We need to give everyone within a 10 mile radius of our emabassay in libya a memo saying,
"if you are reading this, we are going to flatten your domicile and the surrounding 300 ft. if you don't evacuate in 10 min, you too will be flattened....your welcome for all the foreign aid, which is now revoked.
Sincerely,
The Fucking USA!"
In all other countries, we need to post a sign on the wall of the embassy. Is should read something similar to this -
" Please do not come close to the wall surrounding this emabassy! If you should touch the wall surrounding this embassy, we will shoot you in the face. If you do not agree to those terms I suggest you go the fuck home and not touch the wall. If you touch the wall, you will be dead.
Sincerely,
The Fucking USA!!!"
This is my foreign policy if I should ever run for office. Redneck 2020!! Fucking 'Merica!
I'm not sure if you are receiving what I am trying to get across here. The fact of the matter is that we are the FUCKING USA! The best damn country in the world. We make the rules! We do not apologize to our enemies for offending their sensibilities. They apologize to US for existing and being a pebble in our shoe.
The next message they should receive from the best country in the world...
"You picked on the wrong fucking country. Suck it, enjoy the rubble that used to be your town.
Love Always,
The Fucking USA!!!!"
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