It doesn't matter who wins, the other side will be bitching and moaning for the next 2 months. Hopefully DOG 2012 will pull this one out. She has mentioned that pooping in the neighbor's yard is the best revenge. On the upside, those shitty ads will (hopefully) be off my TV.
I am a fan of the commercials sometimes, just for the hyperbole. You get some not far from " (insert GOP candidate here) forces old people to cook meth in their bathtub, if you vote for (insert democrat here) I will not make old people cook meth in their bathtub. This message paid for by the anti-oldpeoplecookingmethcoalition.org"
Speaking of TV, does anyone else loathe the Geico commercials with the two douches (douche canoe) playing the guitar and mandolin? Hey I have a question for Geico. How fucking annoying are your commercials? More annoying than a political ad...go fuck yourself.
Got our home inspection for the sale this morning, wish us luck! Hopefully we will be good to go for the closing on our hacienda.
Gotta go to work!
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Monday, November 5, 2012
Saturday, September 29, 2012
Obama Phone!!
First, as I do from time to time, I have to apologize. Not for my content, if you don't like it you can go fuck yourself, but for my lack of content. I have been working like a dog for the past 2 weeks and have not had time to get this blogfest rolling properly.
On to the shenanigans!
Obama Phone!
This sums up the presidency of Barack Hussein Obama, he gives people shit and they continue to vote for him. What else can be said? This is fucking ridiculous! If you want to know my view of welfare, feel free to check out my post badmiton / welfare cheating...really? Butthurt warning
It's people with this mentality that are ruining our country...they have found out that they don't have to do a damn thing, except vote for more socialism (obama). I would love to give these people a job, just so they know how much it sucks to have to pay taxes so other people can get a fucking free cell phone. (aka: getting kicked in the dick)
Actually for the lazy ones, I am still offering my services - "Get kicked in the dick free of charge here!"
Update: AngryMike has stepped up to the plate to offer a free ass kicking to round out the package!
I don't know who said it, but there is a quote that I am going to butcher...it goes something like this:
"Why is is called greed to want to keep money you have earned, but not to take money you have not?"
On to the shenanigans!
Obama Phone!
This sums up the presidency of Barack Hussein Obama, he gives people shit and they continue to vote for him. What else can be said? This is fucking ridiculous! If you want to know my view of welfare, feel free to check out my post badmiton / welfare cheating...really? Butthurt warning
It's people with this mentality that are ruining our country...they have found out that they don't have to do a damn thing, except vote for more socialism (obama). I would love to give these people a job, just so they know how much it sucks to have to pay taxes so other people can get a fucking free cell phone. (aka: getting kicked in the dick)
Actually for the lazy ones, I am still offering my services - "Get kicked in the dick free of charge here!"
Update: AngryMike has stepped up to the plate to offer a free ass kicking to round out the package!
I don't know who said it, but there is a quote that I am going to butcher...it goes something like this:
"Why is is called greed to want to keep money you have earned, but not to take money you have not?"
Friday, September 14, 2012
We need to make rubble bounce... Foreign Policy 101
That is a quote from the Nuge!
Well said to say the least about what has happened in the middle east recently. This is not one of those situations that we need to apologize for being American. I mean seriously, you think this is about a movie?
We need to give everyone within a 10 mile radius of our emabassay in libya a memo saying,
"if you are reading this, we are going to flatten your domicile and the surrounding 300 ft. if you don't evacuate in 10 min, you too will be flattened....your welcome for all the foreign aid, which is now revoked.
Sincerely,
The Fucking USA!"
In all other countries, we need to post a sign on the wall of the embassy. Is should read something similar to this -
" Please do not come close to the wall surrounding this emabassy! If you should touch the wall surrounding this embassy, we will shoot you in the face. If you do not agree to those terms I suggest you go the fuck home and not touch the wall. If you touch the wall, you will be dead.
Sincerely,
The Fucking USA!!!"
This is my foreign policy if I should ever run for office. Redneck 2020!! Fucking 'Merica!
I'm not sure if you are receiving what I am trying to get across here. The fact of the matter is that we are the FUCKING USA! The best damn country in the world. We make the rules! We do not apologize to our enemies for offending their sensibilities. They apologize to US for existing and being a pebble in our shoe.
The next message they should receive from the best country in the world...
"You picked on the wrong fucking country. Suck it, enjoy the rubble that used to be your town.
Love Always,
The Fucking USA!!!!"
Well said to say the least about what has happened in the middle east recently. This is not one of those situations that we need to apologize for being American. I mean seriously, you think this is about a movie?
We need to give everyone within a 10 mile radius of our emabassay in libya a memo saying,
"if you are reading this, we are going to flatten your domicile and the surrounding 300 ft. if you don't evacuate in 10 min, you too will be flattened....your welcome for all the foreign aid, which is now revoked.
Sincerely,
The Fucking USA!"
In all other countries, we need to post a sign on the wall of the embassy. Is should read something similar to this -
" Please do not come close to the wall surrounding this emabassy! If you should touch the wall surrounding this embassy, we will shoot you in the face. If you do not agree to those terms I suggest you go the fuck home and not touch the wall. If you touch the wall, you will be dead.
Sincerely,
The Fucking USA!!!"
This is my foreign policy if I should ever run for office. Redneck 2020!! Fucking 'Merica!
I'm not sure if you are receiving what I am trying to get across here. The fact of the matter is that we are the FUCKING USA! The best damn country in the world. We make the rules! We do not apologize to our enemies for offending their sensibilities. They apologize to US for existing and being a pebble in our shoe.
The next message they should receive from the best country in the world...
"You picked on the wrong fucking country. Suck it, enjoy the rubble that used to be your town.
Love Always,
The Fucking USA!!!!"
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Chick-fil-A! Butthurt edition
A day late...I have intentionally held off on this topic till all of the nonsense of the week had run its course.
Here is what I am thinking on the Chick-fil-A nonsense. First I am going to lay down what has happened...
Mr. Cathy, the Pres / big swinging D of Chick-fil-A came out saying he doesn't think that (to quote Caleb) "fanny-bangers" deserve to get married.
1. Does this surprise you? This Corp. is extremely Christian and value oriented. So why is that weird? He's hard core christian and he doesn't approve of gay marriage. Holy Shit! I am amazed!
2. It is a private company! Why the hell should he care if you approve of his views or not? They are exactly that...his views, he is not killing anyone. Give him a break.
3. It is a damn good sammich! Whoever picks the restaurant they eat at by the politics of management has too much free time...or is just looking to get butthurt over something.
4. Free Speech! This should have been number 1, but my organizational skills are lacking. If he hates gays...then guess what? Who the hell cares. If he is gay...then guess what? Who the hell cares. Refer to point #3
5. Tolerance. This is my favorite one! I salivate about this point. You know why? Because the people that have coexist and tolerate stickers on the back of their priuses are the ones calling for this guy's head. Gays are the new black, its OK for them to hate your for your beliefs, but freedom be damned if you don't agree with their lifestyle. Whatever you do behind closed doors, is your own god damned business. I don't flaunt the fact that I enjoy the company of a woman, don't flaunt whatever you like. You want tolerance? Then learn to tolerate the people that don't agree with your point of view, the rest of us have been forced to do just that, bite our tongues out of fear of being labeled a racist or homophobe.
I consider myself a libertarian/ conservative...and by doing so, I am forced to listen to a shit ton of douche-bags because I believe they have the right to speak their mind.
So the next time you run into someone who is preaching "tolerance" tell them to look into exactly what that means and then tell them to go fuck themselves.
- that "kiss in" looks like it went over like a wet fart
- despite what you see in the news, more people disapprove of same sex marriage than agree with it...look at the law recently passed in NC, also CA approved a ban on gay marriage.
Glad that this douche got fired...this poor girl at least has a job and is trying to better herself.
Hey douche...go fuck yourself
Here is what I am thinking on the Chick-fil-A nonsense. First I am going to lay down what has happened...
Mr. Cathy, the Pres / big swinging D of Chick-fil-A came out saying he doesn't think that (to quote Caleb) "fanny-bangers" deserve to get married.
1. Does this surprise you? This Corp. is extremely Christian and value oriented. So why is that weird? He's hard core christian and he doesn't approve of gay marriage. Holy Shit! I am amazed!
2. It is a private company! Why the hell should he care if you approve of his views or not? They are exactly that...his views, he is not killing anyone. Give him a break.
3. It is a damn good sammich! Whoever picks the restaurant they eat at by the politics of management has too much free time...or is just looking to get butthurt over something.
4. Free Speech! This should have been number 1, but my organizational skills are lacking. If he hates gays...then guess what? Who the hell cares. If he is gay...then guess what? Who the hell cares. Refer to point #3
5. Tolerance. This is my favorite one! I salivate about this point. You know why? Because the people that have coexist and tolerate stickers on the back of their priuses are the ones calling for this guy's head. Gays are the new black, its OK for them to hate your for your beliefs, but freedom be damned if you don't agree with their lifestyle. Whatever you do behind closed doors, is your own god damned business. I don't flaunt the fact that I enjoy the company of a woman, don't flaunt whatever you like. You want tolerance? Then learn to tolerate the people that don't agree with your point of view, the rest of us have been forced to do just that, bite our tongues out of fear of being labeled a racist or homophobe.
I consider myself a libertarian/ conservative...and by doing so, I am forced to listen to a shit ton of douche-bags because I believe they have the right to speak their mind.
So the next time you run into someone who is preaching "tolerance" tell them to look into exactly what that means and then tell them to go fuck themselves.
- that "kiss in" looks like it went over like a wet fart
- despite what you see in the news, more people disapprove of same sex marriage than agree with it...look at the law recently passed in NC, also CA approved a ban on gay marriage.
Glad that this douche got fired...this poor girl at least has a job and is trying to better herself.
Hey douche...go fuck yourself
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