Ignorance is bliss

After the election, I have decided to start an "ignorance is bliss" campaign. 

I am not going to be watching the news in the AM, I am not listening to talk radio, but I am going to be checking Drudge / Fox / Twitter intermittently to keep up to date on the current events.

It has become a part of my life that creates undue stress, I have enough stress in my life, so I have decided to remove it and keep my radio tuned to some smooth jams.  OK, so maybe AC/DC is not smooth but it is fucking badass driving music. 

I am on day 3 and so far my stress level is at a level 3.7 out of 5. 

This is an improvement of code red level 5 on election night. 

Let the Boo-hooing begin! Douche Canoe edtion

It doesn't matter who wins, the other side will be bitching and moaning for the next 2 months.  Hopefully DOG 2012 will pull this one out.  She has mentioned that pooping in the neighbor's yard is the best revenge.  On the upside, those shitty ads will (hopefully) be off my TV.

I am a fan of the commercials sometimes, just for the hyperbole.  You get some not far from  " (insert GOP candidate here) forces old people to cook meth in their bathtub, if you vote for (insert democrat here) I will not make old people cook meth in their bathtub.  This message paid for by the anti-oldpeoplecookingmethcoalition.org"

Speaking of TV, does anyone else loathe the Geico commercials with the two douches (douche canoe) playing the guitar and mandolin?  Hey I have a question for Geico.  How fucking annoying are your commercials? More annoying than a political ad...go fuck yourself. 
 

Got our home inspection for the sale this morning, wish us luck!  Hopefully we will be good to go for the closing on our hacienda.

Gotta go to work!

Holy hell! 943 yard goat shot...that sounded sexual

Beer Friday

It's Friday, Craig!  So in celebration I am going to drink some beers, the flavor of the day is Miller Lite (due to carb restriction).  I wonder if drinking 12 beers will make me want to do anything productive tomorrow?  Also thatredneckswife is out so I am without supervision. Bring on the hunting shows and hangovers! 

I'm confused

So is he from Kenya or isn't he?  Breitbart....Obama was born in Kenya, wait ...sorry no he wasn't

100 Visitors!

I have reached the pinnacle of blogging, 100 visitors.  Thanks to everyone who made this possible... Miller Lite, http://thatredneckswife.blogspot.com/, and the baby (not necessarily in that order).  So upon this wonderful day, I encourage you to click the ads on this site to support my blogging habit.

Thank y'all for reading my nonsense...I'm still surprised that I don't have any comments on any of my posts. Guess that means that at least 100 people agree with me.

Who knew, Whoopi is a NRA member

Whoopi is a member of the NRA?.  Good for her!

Joy Behar is a moron, just in case you didn't know. 

Gun Shows

Thanks to Caleb for this topic Gun Shows .  I am a big fan of most all gun shows on TV, the ones on sportman's channel and outdoor are by far the better ones if you want to learn something.  Still don't understand how someone could let their daughter dress like on American Guns, maybe if you have access that many guns you don't worry about that kind of thing.

Best Wife Ever

Came home today to learn that the wife had purchased the outdoor channel trifecta from Dish.  My TV watching has now expanded from Fox news to Fox news + Outdoor channel + Sportsman channel and World Fishing network.  Productivity just dropped by 15%