Obama Phone!!

First, as I do from time to time, I have to apologize.  Not for my content, if you don't like it you can go fuck yourself, but for my lack of content.  I have been working like a dog for the past 2 weeks and have not had time to get this blogfest rolling properly.

On to the shenanigans!

Obama Phone!

This sums up the presidency of Barack Hussein Obama, he gives people shit and they continue to vote for him.  What else can be said?  This is fucking ridiculous!  If you want to know my view of welfare, feel free to check out my post badmiton / welfare cheating...really? Butthurt warning


It's people with this mentality that are ruining our country...they have found out that they don't have to do a damn thing, except vote for more socialism (obama).  I would love to give these people a job, just so they know how much it sucks to have to pay taxes so other people can get a fucking free cell phone.  (aka: getting kicked in the dick)

Actually for the lazy ones, I am still offering my services - "Get kicked in the dick free of charge here!"

Update: AngryMike has stepped up to the plate to offer a free ass kicking to round out the package!

I don't know who said it, but there is a quote that I am going to butcher...it goes something like this:

"Why is is called greed to want to keep money you have earned, but not to take money you have not?"

New Follower, Mohave Rat!

Yo! Got a new follower with some good content

Go check out his blogfest at http://mohaveratstwocentsworth.blogspot.com/. 

Guess this is why I carry a Glock

I thought the timing of this post by Caleb worked out too well with me about to purchase a new ride.  What kind of car is your gun?

I am way too practical, but I like my cars like I like my guns...reliable!  All I want either to do is work when I expect it, I don't need any shiny metal or fancy features. 

I also drool over other peoples guns, much like I do other peoples cars.

So what kind of gun is a mini-van?

400 views...free computers!

To tell the truth, I thought that this blogging thing would fade after about 30+ posts.  I keep getting views so I am going to keep the ramblings coming in hot!

Thank all 400 of you and the 3 people that have clicked the ads, I am only 297 ad clicks away from the free computer I mentioned in the 300 views post.  Its a clever title that gets people to come check the blog and then get sucked into the world that is Southern Style.  Also a side note to the jokers who think I actually proofread my ramblings, suck it (you know who you are).

In honor of the 400 views I bring you a piece from one of film's greatest achievements.

Also good advice if you are trying to pick up chicks. By my calculations 60% of the time, it works everytime  


Disclaimer: do not do this to try and pick up chicks, not saying it won't work, but it might get you a trip to the pokey

Beer Friday

It's Friday, Craig!  So in celebration I am going to drink some beers, the flavor of the day is Miller Lite (due to carb restriction).  I wonder if drinking 12 beers will make me want to do anything productive tomorrow?  Also thatredneckswife is out so I am without supervision. Bring on the hunting shows and hangovers! 

I'm confused

So is he from Kenya or isn't he?  Breitbart....Obama was born in Kenya, wait ...sorry no he wasn't

100 Visitors!

I have reached the pinnacle of blogging, 100 visitors.  Thanks to everyone who made this possible... Miller Lite, http://thatredneckswife.blogspot.com/, and the baby (not necessarily in that order).  So upon this wonderful day, I encourage you to click the ads on this site to support my blogging habit.

Thank y'all for reading my nonsense...I'm still surprised that I don't have any comments on any of my posts. Guess that means that at least 100 people agree with me.

The wife has arrived

Slide on over and check out the wife's blogfest over at Wife fest