Its like 1984...but in HD! Big Brother eat your heart out!

This story snapped me out of my week long hangover!

Who said that everything is better in HD?  Everyone, that's who!

Why should the FBI be relegated to trying to track your movements through a grainy, ever growing network of cameras?  Really, they are people too!  They can't be left in the friggin dark ages!
How do we solve that issue?  Give them $1 Billion to implement their facial recognition project.

Whew!  I was scared for a moment!  I actually thought that our privacy was at stake, or that we wouldn't be able to walk through town without our pictures being logged in a never ending database.  Never fear!  Our gubment wouldn't let something that absurd ever happen.  They would do whatever they could to protect our rights as citizens of the best nation in the world right?

This is exactly what has happened, the gubment has found a way!  Through their new Facial recognition they will be able to keep us safe!  Their goal "is to reduce terrorist and criminal activities by improving and expanding biometric identification and criminal history information services through research, evaluation, and implementation of advanced technology."  Sounds harmless enough.  I think that they should just break down and start a buddy system where every US citizen is partnered with a federal agent taking out the possibility of them not knowing the consistency of your most recent bowel movement.

Have one of these cameras that you see in an intersection actually stopped anything from happening?  I have seen a few alternate views on America's funniest home videos brought to you by one of these cameras, but that's about it. 

So next time you are driving through an intersection and see a weird black box next to the stoplight, or wonder why the hell there would be the need for a camera on a telephone pole in the middle of a street; just smile, wave and say hello to the $1 billion that is making the world safe!

The sad part is that once this makes the news they have probably been doing it for about 6 years!

400 views...free computers!

To tell the truth, I thought that this blogging thing would fade after about 30+ posts.  I keep getting views so I am going to keep the ramblings coming in hot!

Thank all 400 of you and the 3 people that have clicked the ads, I am only 297 ad clicks away from the free computer I mentioned in the 300 views post.  Its a clever title that gets people to come check the blog and then get sucked into the world that is Southern Style.  Also a side note to the jokers who think I actually proofread my ramblings, suck it (you know who you are).

In honor of the 400 views I bring you a piece from one of film's greatest achievements.

Also good advice if you are trying to pick up chicks. By my calculations 60% of the time, it works everytime  


Disclaimer: do not do this to try and pick up chicks, not saying it won't work, but it might get you a trip to the pokey

Its a job, not my life...Life lessons from Booda

Still trying to figure out the people that work 24/7.  I understand getting work done and taking care of business, but there has to be a separation between life and work. 
I work so that I can have a life, not the other way around.  I'm not one of those people who, if they won the lottery, would keep working to "keep from getting bored".  Give me a billion dollars and my job can kiss my happy ass good bye!  I might start a company or two, but it will be a cold day in hell before I work for The Man again!

My advice to you, make a billion dollars and quit your job with out telling your boss, he'll figure it out!