Well, it sounds like Baltimore has officially gone down the shitter along with the rest of the north east.
The gubment is going to start recording all conversations on their buses. But that's fine, it going to keep you safe!
http://t.co/iJRdWiWg
What do you think about this one? I find it funny how if you mention "big brother" you're a nut job. But when it happens are you still nuts?
Showing posts with label big brother. Show all posts
Showing posts with label big brother. Show all posts
Monday, November 5, 2012
Monday, September 10, 2012
Its like 1984...but in HD! Big Brother eat your heart out!
This story snapped me out of my week long hangover!
Who said that everything is better in HD? Everyone, that's who!
Why should the FBI be relegated to trying to track your movements through a grainy, ever growing network of cameras? Really, they are people too! They can't be left in the friggin dark ages!
How do we solve that issue? Give them $1 Billion to implement their facial recognition project.
Whew! I was scared for a moment! I actually thought that our privacy was at stake, or that we wouldn't be able to walk through town without our pictures being logged in a never ending database. Never fear! Our gubment wouldn't let something that absurd ever happen. They would do whatever they could to protect our rights as citizens of the best nation in the world right?
This is exactly what has happened, the gubment has found a way! Through their new Facial recognition they will be able to keep us safe! Their goal "is to reduce terrorist and criminal activities by improving and expanding biometric identification and criminal history information services through research, evaluation, and implementation of advanced technology." Sounds harmless enough. I think that they should just break down and start a buddy system where every US citizen is partnered with a federal agent taking out the possibility of them not knowing the consistency of your most recent bowel movement.
Have one of these cameras that you see in an intersection actually stopped anything from happening? I have seen a few alternate views on America's funniest home videos brought to you by one of these cameras, but that's about it.
So next time you are driving through an intersection and see a weird black box next to the stoplight, or wonder why the hell there would be the need for a camera on a telephone pole in the middle of a street; just smile, wave and say hello to the $1 billion that is making the world safe!
The sad part is that once this makes the news they have probably been doing it for about 6 years!
Who said that everything is better in HD? Everyone, that's who!
Why should the FBI be relegated to trying to track your movements through a grainy, ever growing network of cameras? Really, they are people too! They can't be left in the friggin dark ages!
How do we solve that issue? Give them $1 Billion to implement their facial recognition project.
Whew! I was scared for a moment! I actually thought that our privacy was at stake, or that we wouldn't be able to walk through town without our pictures being logged in a never ending database. Never fear! Our gubment wouldn't let something that absurd ever happen. They would do whatever they could to protect our rights as citizens of the best nation in the world right?
This is exactly what has happened, the gubment has found a way! Through their new Facial recognition they will be able to keep us safe! Their goal "is to reduce terrorist and criminal activities by improving and expanding biometric identification and criminal history information services through research, evaluation, and implementation of advanced technology." Sounds harmless enough. I think that they should just break down and start a buddy system where every US citizen is partnered with a federal agent taking out the possibility of them not knowing the consistency of your most recent bowel movement.
Have one of these cameras that you see in an intersection actually stopped anything from happening? I have seen a few alternate views on America's funniest home videos brought to you by one of these cameras, but that's about it.
So next time you are driving through an intersection and see a weird black box next to the stoplight, or wonder why the hell there would be the need for a camera on a telephone pole in the middle of a street; just smile, wave and say hello to the $1 billion that is making the world safe!
The sad part is that once this makes the news they have probably been doing it for about 6 years!
Thursday, May 17, 2012
I'm confused
So is he from Kenya or isn't he? Breitbart....Obama was born in Kenya, wait ...sorry no he wasn't
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Big Brother edition
Not sure if you have seen this Surveillance Cameras coming to US . Just what we need, this should prevent all crimes. If this doesn't stop crime, we should probably put in more cameras. THAT'S IT!! If we put cameras everywhere then crime will cease to exist.
To round out the nonsense Drones coming to the US
My guess is that neither one of these are going to be used only with a signed warrant from a judge.
I haven't heard it yet, but I'm sure this is for "the children"
To round out the nonsense Drones coming to the US
My guess is that neither one of these are going to be used only with a signed warrant from a judge.
I haven't heard it yet, but I'm sure this is for "the children"
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