The title should be enough for everyone on the world wide webs to want to tune in. I have been mostly silent for the past few weeks with a whimper here or there, I was moving... so eat a dick. Well this is my 200th post and I refuse to let it be a piece of shit! Grab on to your asses....Here we go!!!!!!!!
1. Mayan Apocalypse:
Fuck yea! This is one of the best reasons to drink since Easter, the solar eclipse, and breakfast. There are actually people out there that think someone is going to turn off the lights at some point tomorrow, well I guess you have to believe in something. I believe that if these Mayan fuckers were so damn smart that they would have made it to the end of the world. (it is rumored that the original fast and furious started with them)
So grab you a ice cold brew and drink up fuckers! If you make it to Saturday, keep drinking and celebrate that the Mayans were a bunch of fuckheads.
2. Gun Control
I have be largely silent on the Sandy Hook tragedy. Partially in respect, but partially to see what the facts of the matter were. There is no way to describe it other than a tragedy, as a father I can not imagine the anger, fear and sadness that is sweeping through those families. I keep them in my prayers. I also pray for the shithead that killed all of those innocent children, I wish he could have received the help he needed which may have been the only preventative measure in this case.
On to the gun grabbing.....Everyone that I follow has pretty much said similar things, I agree with most of them. I also have heard some views that scare me and some that surprise me. The scary ones are the typical political talking head douche canoes. The surprising one was from Ice T, who is the only person I have ever seen on TV take the 2nd amendment and describe its actual purpose, to protect the people of the United States from tyranny (not being able to go hunting). The bill of rights did not give a flying fuck about people being able to hunt, it was to preserve the liberties of American people, hunting was a given.
There is all sorts of other shit that I could ramble on about, but I need to hit the fridge for another beer and also need some content for post #201. Thank you to all the people that have been putting up with my bullshit and to the only person to comment on a consistent AngryMike!!
To those people that lurk around, throw out a damn comment and I will talk shit back to you!
Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Friday, November 30, 2012
Hooray!!!
So last post I was bitching and moaning about not going shooting in quite a while. Well guess what? I still haven't put one round down range. Shitty!
But on the upside, today is closing day on my house! The house I have tried to sell for 2 years, it was a great house, but that fucker just wouldn't let go of me. I finally pried its hands off my wallet and sold it while feeling a bit butthurt about having to pay to sell my house.
Onward, we have been looking for some great houses just outside of Charlotte and of course need to find one that come equipped with a panic room, walk in cooler, root cellar, gun safe room, secret passages, and a house gnome. Its harder to find than one may think.
I'm just going to settle for a garage big enough to house a beer fridge, my toys, and a workbench and defer all other decisions to Mrs. Redneck. C'mon house!
Ohh yea, going to be doing a lot of 12oz curls in celebration of the closing. Feel free to drink along with me, I might even try to live blog the beers I will be drinking (hint: they are all domestic and lite)
But on the upside, today is closing day on my house! The house I have tried to sell for 2 years, it was a great house, but that fucker just wouldn't let go of me. I finally pried its hands off my wallet and sold it while feeling a bit butthurt about having to pay to sell my house.
Onward, we have been looking for some great houses just outside of Charlotte and of course need to find one that come equipped with a panic room, walk in cooler, root cellar, gun safe room, secret passages, and a house gnome. Its harder to find than one may think.
I'm just going to settle for a garage big enough to house a beer fridge, my toys, and a workbench and defer all other decisions to Mrs. Redneck. C'mon house!
Ohh yea, going to be doing a lot of 12oz curls in celebration of the closing. Feel free to drink along with me, I might even try to live blog the beers I will be drinking (hint: they are all domestic and lite)
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
USMC 50 Cal Bottle opener help!
I need some help, I am looking for a 50 cal bottle opener for my father in law. I have the NRA version, once he saw this he flipped!
Any help is appreciated, he is a USMC Vietnam veteran (helicopter gunner who shot a 50) and I would like to hook him up with a kick ass birthday present.
Does anyone know where to find one of these??
Thanks for the help in advance!
Any help is appreciated, he is a USMC Vietnam veteran (helicopter gunner who shot a 50) and I would like to hook him up with a kick ass birthday present.
Does anyone know where to find one of these??
Thanks for the help in advance!
Thursday, August 16, 2012
IDPA...practice edition
I have begun my training for my IDPA match next Saturday, you want to know how?
By hitting golf balls and drinking beers! Bring it on bitches! I am going to dominate this match. Practice shall start tomorrow without drinking any beers, cause ya'know that whole guns and booze thing is not the best combo.
I am enjoying my day before practice, practice...bring on the dry fire!!!!
By hitting golf balls and drinking beers! Bring it on bitches! I am going to dominate this match. Practice shall start tomorrow without drinking any beers, cause ya'know that whole guns and booze thing is not the best combo.
I am enjoying my day before practice, practice...bring on the dry fire!!!!
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Bar Stool Economics
Haven't seen this one in a while, so I borrowed it from SHTF Plan
I am a big fan of a flat tax. That is the only way "everyone pays their fair share".
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for a beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.00
The sixth would pay $3.00
The seventh would pay $7.00
The eighth would pay $12.00
The ninth would pay $18.00
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.00
So that’s what they decided to do. The men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with arraignment, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.
“Since you are all such good customers, he said, I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.00.
“Drinks for the ten men now cost just $80.00
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $ 20 windfall so that everyone would get there “fair share?” They realized that $ 20.00 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay!
And so:
The fifth man like the first four, now paid nothing ( 100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of 12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid 14 instead of 18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before! And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
“I only got a dollar out of the $20“ declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got $10!”
“Yeah, that’s right, shouted the seventh man. “why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!”
“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in union. “ We didn’t I get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!”
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalist and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
Hat tip Brother Slavo via David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D. The original author of this simple guide is unknown.
I am a big fan of a flat tax. That is the only way "everyone pays their fair share".
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for a beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.00
The sixth would pay $3.00
The seventh would pay $7.00
The eighth would pay $12.00
The ninth would pay $18.00
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.00
So that’s what they decided to do. The men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with arraignment, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.
“Since you are all such good customers, he said, I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.00.
“Drinks for the ten men now cost just $80.00
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers? How could they divide the $ 20 windfall so that everyone would get there “fair share?” They realized that $ 20.00 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay!
And so:
The fifth man like the first four, now paid nothing ( 100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of 12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid 14 instead of 18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before! And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
“I only got a dollar out of the $20“ declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got $10!”
“Yeah, that’s right, shouted the seventh man. “why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!”
“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in union. “ We didn’t I get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!”
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalist and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
Hat tip Brother Slavo via David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D. The original author of this simple guide is unknown.
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Miller Lite and Pool Time
You know, the only thing better than a miller lite is a miller lite with a pool surrounding my happy ass! Hit the pool for a few hours after getting done with the J.O.B.(still waiting for a pay check for blogging or shooting..hint hint) It was glorious, not enough beer was consumed, but enough to make it wonderful.
There should be a day during the week that is just for chilling, I call it Wednesday! Tomorrow I am in some meetings, those should be exciting. But after that I am hitting the pool, you know why? Cause its the effing pool! That's why.
There should be a day during the week that is just for chilling, I call it Wednesday! Tomorrow I am in some meetings, those should be exciting. But after that I am hitting the pool, you know why? Cause its the effing pool! That's why.
Monday, July 16, 2012
Holy Shit! 500 views
I have just realized that my 500 views is a drop in the bucket for most people. Well guess what? Its a lot for me so suck it! Being that it took me only 1/2 a month to get to this milestone, my next update will be around 700 or so, but I don't really know when the mood will strike me.
On the eve of my 500 views I present a fantastic feat of comedic genius...if you haven't seen the full stand up, it is F'ing hilarious.
Enjoy ladies and gents!
On the eve of my 500 views I present a fantastic feat of comedic genius...if you haven't seen the full stand up, it is F'ing hilarious.
Enjoy ladies and gents!
Friday, June 29, 2012
It's Friday, Craig!
The first beer is being cracked...(wait for it!) NOW!!
The weekend has begun! Have some fun filled days planned, unfortunately no shooting is involved, might get to shoot a match the 2nd weekend of July.
Temp here in the Carolinas topped 103 by my car temp. Drinking beer is allowed at any time of day as long as the temp is above 95 degrees. This is the reason I don't live in Arizona or Mexico, I can't afford the beer.
Next week is bachelor week, therefore the posts will be flowing. Get pumped for some good stuff!
Enjoy the weekend, stay cool and hydrate often (preferably with beer)
The weekend has begun! Have some fun filled days planned, unfortunately no shooting is involved, might get to shoot a match the 2nd weekend of July.
Temp here in the Carolinas topped 103 by my car temp. Drinking beer is allowed at any time of day as long as the temp is above 95 degrees. This is the reason I don't live in Arizona or Mexico, I can't afford the beer.
Next week is bachelor week, therefore the posts will be flowing. Get pumped for some good stuff!
Enjoy the weekend, stay cool and hydrate often (preferably with beer)
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Beer money
Yo! I need some beers, only way to get them is to get some clicks on the ads for my beer money. You don't have to buy anything, just click the links and hook it up so I can go buy a case of Stones (keystone light for those of you not in the know).
FYI...the current Stones case also doubles as a corn-hole board if you get bored.
FYI...the current Stones case also doubles as a corn-hole board if you get bored.
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
Beer Friday
It's Friday, Craig! So in celebration I am going to drink some beers, the flavor of the day is Miller Lite (due to carb restriction). I wonder if drinking 12 beers will make me want to do anything productive tomorrow? Also thatredneckswife is out so I am without supervision. Bring on the hunting shows and hangovers!
Thursday, May 17, 2012
I'm confused
So is he from Kenya or isn't he? Breitbart....Obama was born in Kenya, wait ...sorry no he wasn't
100 Visitors!
I have reached the pinnacle of blogging, 100 visitors. Thanks to everyone who made this possible... Miller Lite, http://thatredneckswife.blogspot.com/, and the baby (not necessarily in that order). So upon this wonderful day, I encourage you to click the ads on this site to support my blogging habit.
Thank y'all for reading my nonsense...I'm still surprised that I don't have any comments on any of my posts. Guess that means that at least 100 people agree with me.
Thank y'all for reading my nonsense...I'm still surprised that I don't have any comments on any of my posts. Guess that means that at least 100 people agree with me.
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Low carb
So me and the wife are going low carb for the next month, all well and good except for the small issue of not being able to drink beer. I can skip the breads and opt for a big ol protein filled meal, but not being able to have a few bud lights to round out the day is going to be tough. Sorry bacardi and diet just don't cut the mustard vs. some delicious brews.
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