Realizing I have been trained

This is some bullshit! 

As you know I am rocking it bachelor style this week, which is pretty chill.  However, some ass face is running around behind me putting the toilet seat down after I hit the head.  I have searched the entire house, gun in hand, but there are no ass clowns about, much less a toilet nazi roaming my halls.

Then it hits me...I have been trained!  Damn women ( yes the entire gender)!  What the hell, at one point I was a dude who put the seat down for no one...then today I realize that I have been putting the seat down for a while now (pretty sure it started when my lady was pregnant with the little redneck).  That was out of commmon decency, who wouldn't put a seat down for a pregnant lady? 

Turns out it was a 9 month training course, I have been bamboozled! 



On a side note, bachelor week is sponsored by Bud Light and toilet seats in the upright position.

It's Friday, Craig!

The first beer is being cracked...(wait for it!) NOW!! 

The weekend has begun!  Have some fun filled days planned, unfortunately no shooting is involved, might get to shoot a match the 2nd weekend of July. 

Temp here in the Carolinas topped 103 by my car temp.  Drinking beer is allowed at any time of day as long as the temp is above 95 degrees.  This is the reason I don't live in Arizona or Mexico, I can't afford the beer. 

Next week is bachelor week, therefore the posts will be flowing.  Get pumped for some good stuff! 

Enjoy the weekend, stay cool and hydrate often (preferably with beer)