Realizing I have been trained

This is some bullshit! 

As you know I am rocking it bachelor style this week, which is pretty chill.  However, some ass face is running around behind me putting the toilet seat down after I hit the head.  I have searched the entire house, gun in hand, but there are no ass clowns about, much less a toilet nazi roaming my halls.

Then it hits me...I have been trained!  Damn women ( yes the entire gender)!  What the hell, at one point I was a dude who put the seat down for no one...then today I realize that I have been putting the seat down for a while now (pretty sure it started when my lady was pregnant with the little redneck).  That was out of commmon decency, who wouldn't put a seat down for a pregnant lady? 

Turns out it was a 9 month training course, I have been bamboozled! 



On a side note, bachelor week is sponsored by Bud Light and toilet seats in the upright position.