This work thing keeps getting in the way

This pesky work thing keeps getting in the way of sending y'all some badass content!  I will have some shenanigans en route shortly.  Just bear with me a bit more and I will post a video of something to entertain you.

TPS Reports...Mid-life crisis edition

If you haven't learned through reading all of my ramblings, I dislike my job.  Its not really any particular part of the job, I just really want a job that I actually enjoy doing.

I am currently experiencing a late 20's early 30's midlife crisis.  This crisis is not brought on by lack of schooling or not being good at the jobs I have done. 

I attribute this to our current school system.  The current model is that you go to school and then college, you graduate and get a job that pays well.  Sounds awesome right?  Well it is if you don't give a shit about what kind of job you will enjoy. 

I graduated school, went to college, got a degree and went to work.

The results-

Job #1 - Not too bad, but not mentally stimulating - Hard labor
Job # 2 - OK, but don't like the job - Sales
Job # 3 - Not a fan, but the money is great - More sales in same field


So I have arrived at the idea that I need to do quantum physics while welding! 

Any suggestions?

Also if there are any publishers out there I have a great idea for a book based on this blog post...I could become a writer, while welding.

Slack ass / Krystal madness

I am a slacker, I had a wedding this weekend in which I got a bit on the loose side.  That and then a 6.5 hour trip back on Monday, and back to work with an event last night has left me with less time than I anticipated.  Until y'all start clicking my ads, I am forced to work. 

On the bright side, I did get some Krystal last night, was it delicious?  No!  Why would someone be so cruel as to put a Krystal on the side of I-85?  This is fare that should only be enjoyed whilst drunk as balls, needless to say as I was driving, I was not drunk as balls.  But it did conjure fond memories as I ate a chili cheese pup.

I will be back on the blogging tomorrow.

Its a job, not my life...Life lessons from Booda

Still trying to figure out the people that work 24/7.  I understand getting work done and taking care of business, but there has to be a separation between life and work. 
I work so that I can have a life, not the other way around.  I'm not one of those people who, if they won the lottery, would keep working to "keep from getting bored".  Give me a billion dollars and my job can kiss my happy ass good bye!  I might start a company or two, but it will be a cold day in hell before I work for The Man again!

My advice to you, make a billion dollars and quit your job with out telling your boss, he'll figure it out!