Obama Phone!!

First, as I do from time to time, I have to apologize.  Not for my content, if you don't like it you can go fuck yourself, but for my lack of content.  I have been working like a dog for the past 2 weeks and have not had time to get this blogfest rolling properly.

On to the shenanigans!

Obama Phone!

This sums up the presidency of Barack Hussein Obama, he gives people shit and they continue to vote for him.  What else can be said?  This is fucking ridiculous!  If you want to know my view of welfare, feel free to check out my post badmiton / welfare cheating...really? Butthurt warning


It's people with this mentality that are ruining our country...they have found out that they don't have to do a damn thing, except vote for more socialism (obama).  I would love to give these people a job, just so they know how much it sucks to have to pay taxes so other people can get a fucking free cell phone.  (aka: getting kicked in the dick)

Actually for the lazy ones, I am still offering my services - "Get kicked in the dick free of charge here!"

Update: AngryMike has stepped up to the plate to offer a free ass kicking to round out the package!

I don't know who said it, but there is a quote that I am going to butcher...it goes something like this:

"Why is is called greed to want to keep money you have earned, but not to take money you have not?"

100th post

In celebration of my 100th post, I'm gonna drink some beers tonight. 

I was going to post some kick ass video, but all I could find was some crazy Brits kicking each other in the shins.  It is actually a sanctioned sport in Britain, those are some crazy bastards.  I think that is the only other good thing to come out of the UK besides the Rolling Stones and Keith Richards' ability to cheat death.  Speaking of which they should come out with a study as to why Keith is still alive, I'm guessing its not the salads and V-8 juice every morning. 

You're welcome that I have decided to shoot for 100 more posts and as inspiration check this shit out!


This is for the Brits!

Soda ban in NY

So mayor Bloomberg wants to ban sugary drinks that are over 16 oz.  That should prevent obesity much like Chicago's gun ban prevented 25 people from being shot in 24 hours.  People need to start taking responsibility for themselves, all across the board.  This country is developing a law for everything, whatever happened to just taking care of yourself?  If someone wants to drink 25 cokes a day for 16 years straight, which will probably result in their death, let them!  We don't need laws to try and make people healthier, the way I figure is that if we let people do what they want then the issue will resolve itself. 

Putting that big ol brain to good use

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Why does this have to happen in NC

The downward spiral of Adam Sandler

What the hell has happened to Adam Sandler?  The comedic genius that came up with Billy Madison and Big Daddy hasn't made a movie that was worth a crap in a decade. 

I'm not sure if it is just me and that I was immature and stupid, probably a bit of both.  I'm still immature and stupid, the only difference is that now I can admit it.  Neither one of these conditions excuse the lack of entertainment in Adam Sandler's recent cinematic adventures. 

Whoever green lighted the one with him playing his own sister needs to be kicked in the taint.

Open house

So thatredneckswife.blogspot.com and I are trying to sell our house.  We had an open house yesterday, poor showing is an understatement.  We had 3 people come by, which averages to 1 per hour.  could have been worse, but not the turn out I was hoping for. 
Townhouse living is no longer working for the redneck family, we have too much stuff and not enough space.  Need to get out of town and into some land where we can stretch our legs.  Just need to talk thatredneckswife into moving out of the city. Easier said than done

Walmart Parking Lot

So I took the little redneck to Walmart this morning, just a dad and his daughter out for some supplies.  Walmart was, as always, crazy as shit. It is Saturday morning, its my fault I thought to go, should have gone last night after a few beers.  Anyway, on to the parking lot shenanigans.
I am getting ready to back out of my parking spot, I check the mirrors, look around and cue up the tunes.  The coast was clear, as I start backing out of my spot I get honked at!  Now I had some primo parking so I figured this was a couple of jokers fighting over my bad ass parking spot...I was wrong!  It was some ass face that didn't have the damn common sense to drive down the parking lot in the correct direction. WTF, when you are driving down the lane and you have to pull a fricking 3-point turn to get into a spot, might be goin the wrong direction.  And that butthole honked at me!  You know what I say about that? A big old F-U and a full salute with the middle finger.

Learn how to drive you ass clown!


Side note, prices on ammo seem to continue to rise 25.98 for the big box of .22, what the hell?

This has to be a joke

Follow the link on Fox news to find out how Obama has been involved with every Presidency . 

When I heard this, I thought it was a joke...then I looked it up and began laughing hysterically.  I can't believe that this is actually posted on a .gov website. 
It makes complete sense, this way when our youngsters are looking up info for their next book report they can find out how Obama has connected himself to everything Presidential.  I have a better idea, lets just make all past President's names hyphenated

Calvin Coolidge-Obama
Theodore Roosevelt-Obama
Abraham Lincoln-Obama
John Quincy Obama
Barack Hussein Obama - Kennedy- Reagan - Bush - Bush - Obama

Gun Laws

You mean to tell me that criminals don't follow the law?  That is some revolutionary thinking. 

"The philosophy of gun control: Teenagers are roaring through town at 90MPH, where the speed limit is 25. Your solution is to lower the speed limit to 20."
- Sam Cohen (inventor of the neutron bomb)


Video points out pointlessness of gun-free zones

Who knew, Whoopi is a NRA member

Whoopi is a member of the NRA?.  Good for her!

Joy Behar is a moron, just in case you didn't know. 

You know when the Dems start talking about State's rights

They are full of crap Feinstein to filibuster gun reciprocity .  She actually says that it will increase domestic violence.  I am surprised to see that she didn't mention the children and how they will be "damaged" by this legislation. 

Also note that this title applies to most politicians (dem or republican)...a good rule of thumb is that when a politician starts talking about  insert word here they are full of crap.

But it is all for the children (who happen to be saddled with the largest national debt in history)

Amendment one...continued

Surprise, it passed.  We are in NC, its called the Bible belt for a reason.  What I find amazing is how up until now everyone and their brother on FB was saying it was about the children, domestic abuse rights, the ability for chickens to migrate into SC unchecked etc.  But now that the amendment passed it is being touted as a bigoted piece of legislation that prohibits "love".  I know that progressives are pissed that it didn't pass, but some if the crap they are writing is more hateful than the"hatred" which they are fighting against.

Well hey, at least now they can begin fighting to repeal amendment one, till another cause comes along. 

"If one billion people read this blog we can repeal obamacare"

Amendment One

Hooray! It is finally Tuesday here in NC and the voting has begun and people can go from posting on facebook about the amendment one vote to being happy / pissed that it passed / didn't.  Hopefully all of these sheeple will just shut the hell up. Its not that I don't advocate talking about your cause of the day (hell I am blogging and have multiple CODs) but these buttholes that post unfounded statistics without doing any research are just as moronic as the people they are trying to sway. 

Read up on the facts and then make your decision.  I am not going to judge people based on which way they vote, that is a personal decision.  I am, however, judging the people who post that if you don't vote for / against amendment one that you should be shot / defriended (a fate worse than death to some people).

On second thought, I might just quit facebook and end the whole issue.Then what would I write about?

BTW did you know that 80% of the people that read this blog are geniuses