It doesn't matter who wins, the other side will be bitching and moaning for the next 2 months. Hopefully DOG 2012 will pull this one out. She has mentioned that pooping in the neighbor's yard is the best revenge. On the upside, those shitty ads will (hopefully) be off my TV.
I am a fan of the commercials sometimes, just for the hyperbole. You get some not far from " (insert GOP candidate here) forces old people to cook meth in their bathtub, if you vote for (insert democrat here) I will not make old people cook meth in their bathtub. This message paid for by the anti-oldpeoplecookingmethcoalition.org"
Speaking of TV, does anyone else loathe the Geico commercials with the two douches (douche canoe) playing the guitar and mandolin? Hey I have a question for Geico. How fucking annoying are your commercials? More annoying than a political ad...go fuck yourself.
Got our home inspection for the sale this morning, wish us luck! Hopefully we will be good to go for the closing on our hacienda.
Gotta go to work!
Showing posts with label DOG 2012. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DOG 2012. Show all posts
Monday, November 5, 2012
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Vote
Go out and vote.
I voted today, still can't figure out why you wouldn't go vote. This is a big deal, kinda like picking which beer to buy when they are all the same price. (answer: Bud Light).
Anyone with a brain know why the electoral college exists? Seems like bullshit to me.
So let me get this right, the popular vote, which is who gets more voters overall, doesn't mean shit. However the Northeast and California comprise a majority of the people that get to decide who runs the country.
What they need to do is elect DOG 2012!
Today, she thumbed her nose at the commies by licking her own ass in their general direction.
Also, I would like to say thank you to Mrs. Redneck, she is the best in the world, for all the love and support she gives me and DOG 2012. I am the hype man, she is the campaign manager. Please contact her for any of your DOG 2012 merchandise.
Would any of you buy a Southern Style shirt?
I voted today, still can't figure out why you wouldn't go vote. This is a big deal, kinda like picking which beer to buy when they are all the same price. (answer: Bud Light).
Anyone with a brain know why the electoral college exists? Seems like bullshit to me.
So let me get this right, the popular vote, which is who gets more voters overall, doesn't mean shit. However the Northeast and California comprise a majority of the people that get to decide who runs the country.
What they need to do is elect DOG 2012!
Today, she thumbed her nose at the commies by licking her own ass in their general direction.
Also, I would like to say thank you to Mrs. Redneck, she is the best in the world, for all the love and support she gives me and DOG 2012. I am the hype man, she is the campaign manager. Please contact her for any of your DOG 2012 merchandise.
Would any of you buy a Southern Style shirt?
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Debate...sucked...DOG 2012 edition
That was some boring shit to watch...I went to bed at 9:45. You know why? Cause that was boring as shit!
I did like Barry's "the 1980's called and want their foreign policy back"...Oh yea!! Well the 1990's called and they want their joke back!
We need to skip the debate and just have a cage match between the two candidates. First one to tap out loses the debate. For foreign policy debate they should dress as their favorite country, Mitt could be America and Barry could rock the rooskies' hammer and sickle.
It would be like Rocky, featured here once before. Tell me you wouldn't pay good money to hear old Barry say "I must break you"
I would also like to thank all the douches on facebook for trying to guide my political views, it has changed the way I viewed the election and am now voting for my dog. Her foreign policy of shitting in my neighbors yard is spot on. How can you beat a policy like that? Wake up, shit on the commies' lawn, eat some breakfast, and take a nap.
DOG 2012
I did like Barry's "the 1980's called and want their foreign policy back"...Oh yea!! Well the 1990's called and they want their joke back!
We need to skip the debate and just have a cage match between the two candidates. First one to tap out loses the debate. For foreign policy debate they should dress as their favorite country, Mitt could be America and Barry could rock the rooskies' hammer and sickle.
It would be like Rocky, featured here once before. Tell me you wouldn't pay good money to hear old Barry say "I must break you"
I would also like to thank all the douches on facebook for trying to guide my political views, it has changed the way I viewed the election and am now voting for my dog. Her foreign policy of shitting in my neighbors yard is spot on. How can you beat a policy like that? Wake up, shit on the commies' lawn, eat some breakfast, and take a nap.
DOG 2012
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