Go out and vote.
I voted today, still can't figure out why you wouldn't go vote. This is a big deal, kinda like picking which beer to buy when they are all the same price. (answer: Bud Light).
Anyone with a brain know why the electoral college exists? Seems like bullshit to me.
So let me get this right, the popular vote, which is who gets more voters overall, doesn't mean shit. However the Northeast and California comprise a majority of the people that get to decide who runs the country.
What they need to do is elect DOG 2012!
Today, she thumbed her nose at the commies by licking her own ass in their general direction.
Also, I would like to say thank you to Mrs. Redneck, she is the best in the world, for all the love and support she gives me and DOG 2012. I am the hype man, she is the campaign manager. Please contact her for any of your DOG 2012 merchandise.
Would any of you buy a Southern Style shirt?
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Showing posts with label bullshit. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Vote
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Friday, August 10, 2012
READ THIS! HOLY SHIT EDITION! HR 6357
Disclaimer: I cannot find a full printing of what this bill entails, however based on the title, it is a travesty that we as Americans should ever feel it necessary to pass a bill with this title.
This is one of those topics that most people should be able to agree on, HR 6357. This bill prohibits the extrajudicial killing of American citizens. Do we actually need that as a bill? Are we in danger of being killed extra-judicially?
I feel that needing a bill with this title means that our gubment can kill us whenever they want whether or not we need killing.
Sorry if you missed it...prohibits the extrajudicial killing of American citizens. !!!!!!
Does that sound a bit off?
Come on people! How the hell is this acceptable? Our gubment should be able to kill whoever it wants whenever it wants! Right!!! Screw the judicial branch of gubment! Right!!! Screw the bill of rights! Who wants rights anyway????!!! Especially if its not approved by the gubment!!
I don't give a shit if you lean left or right politically, I think we can say that no bill has been submitted with a title like this under a republican....Ohhh wait I think there may have been one ( I will award a prize if you can name it!)
This is a wagon full of bullshit! I don't normally link to pages I feel y'all wouldn't call noteworthy, but this one seems pretty on point US Congressman Dennis Kucinich introduced HR 6357, a bill which aims to ‘prohibit the extrajudicial killing of United States citizens’ by the federal government. In other words, in the Land of the Free, they need to pass a law to prevent the government from indiscriminately murdering its own citizens.
Can you answer those questions honestly? How do you feel about those answers?
I would like to see a full posting of what is in the bill before I give it my full backing, please link to it if you find it...but based on title (which in gubment speak means they are going to use it to approve another way to screw you) it sounds promising
What do you think?
This is one of those topics that most people should be able to agree on, HR 6357. This bill prohibits the extrajudicial killing of American citizens. Do we actually need that as a bill? Are we in danger of being killed extra-judicially?
I feel that needing a bill with this title means that our gubment can kill us whenever they want whether or not we need killing.
Sorry if you missed it...prohibits the extrajudicial killing of American citizens. !!!!!!
Does that sound a bit off?
Come on people! How the hell is this acceptable? Our gubment should be able to kill whoever it wants whenever it wants! Right!!! Screw the judicial branch of gubment! Right!!! Screw the bill of rights! Who wants rights anyway????!!! Especially if its not approved by the gubment!!
I don't give a shit if you lean left or right politically, I think we can say that no bill has been submitted with a title like this under a republican....Ohhh wait I think there may have been one ( I will award a prize if you can name it!)
This is a wagon full of bullshit! I don't normally link to pages I feel y'all wouldn't call noteworthy, but this one seems pretty on point US Congressman Dennis Kucinich introduced HR 6357, a bill which aims to ‘prohibit the extrajudicial killing of United States citizens’ by the federal government. In other words, in the Land of the Free, they need to pass a law to prevent the government from indiscriminately murdering its own citizens.
Can you answer those questions honestly? How do you feel about those answers?
I would like to see a full posting of what is in the bill before I give it my full backing, please link to it if you find it...but based on title (which in gubment speak means they are going to use it to approve another way to screw you) it sounds promising
What do you think?
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Thursday, August 2, 2012
Badmiton/Welfare, cheating really? Butthurt warning!
Cheating in an Olympic sport that isn't really a sport shouldn't
count. Also cheating in a format that rewards poor performance should be
expected. Hmmm... That sounds very familiar! Sounds a little bit
like some welfare. (brace yourself...someone is probably going to be butthurt about this one)
First, I must apologize to my redneck followers out there. I have been out for a week and it has sucked. I need to get to blogging on the phone, but the iphone and long sentences are not friends (kind of a weak excuse since my sentences and grammar suck). I will try to be better. Work is going nutz, and none of you have hooked me up with a publisher or a sponsor so no constant supply of Booda. I am working on a ballz out power point presentation for my meeting tomorrow. Back to the nonsense!
Maybe you haven't heard it, but I have! They have updated the work requirements to be eligible for welfare, at first glance that sounds awesome. Let’s get those free-loaders to actually do some damn work! Not so lucky, according to the new regs quitting smoking, massage therapy, and helping people move qualify as working, therefore free money from uncie sam!
You may be amazed, but I am actually cool with that paragraph. You know what I am not cool with, is me working my ass off to the point where I can't even keep you guys updated for an entire week! Ohhh, that and the fact that 20-30% of my paycheck is stolen from me every year to pay one of these ass clowns to quit smoking.
The next bit is going to sound insensitive. It is…some people need assistance, but a majority of people on it are just lazy pieces. I would prefer we allow all military to retire after their service (4 yr min) and not work a day for the rest of their life. They have done enough for this country. Also, under my plan, if you serve, then the below paragraphs would not apply to you as you would not be on welfare.
Also, welfare should be exactly what it sounds like....SHIT. Welfare should be a shade above prison (old school prison…no TVs, weights and mandatory communal showers). It should be a last stop before homelessness. It should allow you the bare necessities to SURVIVE!
No cars- if you can afford a car then you don’t need welfare, if you have rims…
No smoking (anything) - Smoking is a luxury, one I enjoyed for a few years and still miss…however, when I was broke as shit, I either rolled my own or stopped.
No Drugs – Again…a luxury, if you can afford drugs, you shouldn’t need assistance, if you are using your assistance to purchase drugs, then you shouldn’t be getting free money
No TV – Don’t need a TV to live! Hell me and the Mrs. Redneck cut the cable tie all together when times got tough, it was a rough week getting used to it… Now I am actually enjoying the monsoon that renders my dish useless
Around now in the post you are probably thinking, “this redneck is one insensitive SOB”. You may be right.
I would like to hold the people of the US to the same standards that I hold myself, I don’t expect everyone to work their asses off, nor do I expect everyone to excel. Find a way to furnish the bare necessities and learn how to survive.
If any one is looking, for 100k/ yr I can give a hell of a shiatsu massage
First, I must apologize to my redneck followers out there. I have been out for a week and it has sucked. I need to get to blogging on the phone, but the iphone and long sentences are not friends (kind of a weak excuse since my sentences and grammar suck). I will try to be better. Work is going nutz, and none of you have hooked me up with a publisher or a sponsor so no constant supply of Booda. I am working on a ballz out power point presentation for my meeting tomorrow. Back to the nonsense!
Maybe you haven't heard it, but I have! They have updated the work requirements to be eligible for welfare, at first glance that sounds awesome. Let’s get those free-loaders to actually do some damn work! Not so lucky, according to the new regs quitting smoking, massage therapy, and helping people move qualify as working, therefore free money from uncie sam!
You may be amazed, but I am actually cool with that paragraph. You know what I am not cool with, is me working my ass off to the point where I can't even keep you guys updated for an entire week! Ohhh, that and the fact that 20-30% of my paycheck is stolen from me every year to pay one of these ass clowns to quit smoking.
The next bit is going to sound insensitive. It is…some people need assistance, but a majority of people on it are just lazy pieces. I would prefer we allow all military to retire after their service (4 yr min) and not work a day for the rest of their life. They have done enough for this country. Also, under my plan, if you serve, then the below paragraphs would not apply to you as you would not be on welfare.
Also, welfare should be exactly what it sounds like....SHIT. Welfare should be a shade above prison (old school prison…no TVs, weights and mandatory communal showers). It should be a last stop before homelessness. It should allow you the bare necessities to SURVIVE!
No cars- if you can afford a car then you don’t need welfare, if you have rims…
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There are bus routes near public housing for a
reason! No its not convenient…neither is
working 40+ hours a week
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if you cant take the bus…get a bike worked until the
early 1900’s and most of China
is still a big fan
No cell phones – really…you need a cell phone. Home phones work pretty good, and I’m betting
they are free in public housing. No smoking (anything) - Smoking is a luxury, one I enjoyed for a few years and still miss…however, when I was broke as shit, I either rolled my own or stopped.
No Drugs – Again…a luxury, if you can afford drugs, you shouldn’t need assistance, if you are using your assistance to purchase drugs, then you shouldn’t be getting free money
No TV – Don’t need a TV to live! Hell me and the Mrs. Redneck cut the cable tie all together when times got tough, it was a rough week getting used to it… Now I am actually enjoying the monsoon that renders my dish useless
Around now in the post you are probably thinking, “this redneck is one insensitive SOB”. You may be right.
I would like to hold the people of the US to the same standards that I hold myself, I don’t expect everyone to work their asses off, nor do I expect everyone to excel. Find a way to furnish the bare necessities and learn how to survive.
If any one is looking, for 100k/ yr I can give a hell of a shiatsu massage
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