Second hand liberal

This is a term coined by the redneck wife.  It is a great description of many of the people that I know.

Second hand liberal - noun - person who is fanatical about leftist views without doing any actual research on their own.  Political views are developed by facebook posts, believing obama ads, peta commercials and the occasional rachael maddow clip.   

If you are a lefty and came by it honestly, then good for you.  I don't agree with a damn thing you believe in, but I respect your freedom to be wrong.

These people are also the same ones that preach tolerance and peace, but when they don't agree with the stance of people who support chick-fil-a they pray for the patrons to "choke on their chicken sandwiches". 

If you think the Al Gore created the interwebs, your probably a second hand liberal...and a douche.

Badmiton/Welfare, cheating really? Butthurt warning!

Cheating in an Olympic sport that isn't really a sport shouldn't count.  Also cheating in a format that rewards poor performance should be expected.  Hmmm... That sounds very familiar!  Sounds a little bit like some welfare.  (brace yourself...someone is probably going to be butthurt about this one)

First, I must apologize to my redneck followers out there.  I have been out for a week and it has sucked.  I need to get to blogging on the phone, but the iphone and long sentences are not friends (kind of a weak excuse since my sentences and grammar suck).   I will try to be better.  Work is going nutz, and none of you have hooked me up with a publisher or a sponsor so no constant supply of Booda.  I am working on a ballz out power point presentation for my meeting tomorrow.  Back to the nonsense!

Maybe you haven't heard it, but I have!  They have updated the work requirements to be eligible for welfare, at first glance that sounds awesome.  Let’s get those free-loaders to actually do some damn work!  Not so lucky, according to the new regs quitting smoking, massage therapy, and helping people move qualify as working, therefore free money from uncie sam! 

You may be amazed, but I am actually cool with that paragraph.  You know what I am not cool with, is me working my ass off to the point where I can't even keep you guys updated for an entire week!  Ohhh, that and the fact that 20-30% of my paycheck is stolen from me every year to pay one of these ass clowns to quit smoking.

The next bit is going to sound insensitive.  It is…some people need assistance, but a majority of people on it are just lazy pieces. I would prefer we allow all military to retire after their service (4 yr min) and not work a day for the rest of their life.  They have done enough for this country.  Also, under my plan, if you serve, then the below paragraphs would not apply to you as you would not be on welfare.

Also, welfare should be exactly what it sounds like....SHIT.  Welfare should be a shade above prison (old school prison…no TVs, weights and mandatory communal showers).  It should be a last stop before homelessness.  It should allow you the bare necessities to SURVIVE!

No cars- if you can afford a car then you don’t need welfare, if you have rims…

-         There are bus routes near public housing for a reason!  No its not convenient…neither is working 40+ hours a week

-         if you cant take the bus…get a bike worked until the early 1900’s and most of China is still a big fan

No cell phones – really…you need a cell phone.  Home phones work pretty good, and I’m betting they are free in public housing.

No smoking (anything) - Smoking is a luxury, one I enjoyed for a few years and still miss…however, when I was broke as shit, I either rolled my own or stopped.

No Drugs – Again…a luxury, if you can afford drugs, you shouldn’t need assistance, if you are using your assistance to purchase drugs, then you shouldn’t be getting free money

No TV – Don’t need a TV to live!  Hell me and the Mrs. Redneck cut the cable tie all together when times got tough, it was a rough week getting used to it… Now I am actually enjoying the monsoon that renders my dish useless

Around now in the post you are probably thinking, “this redneck is one insensitive SOB”.  You may be right. 
I would like to hold the people of the US to the same standards that I hold myself, I don’t expect everyone to work their asses off, nor do I expect everyone to excel.  Find a way to furnish the bare necessities and learn how to survive.

If any one is looking, for 100k/ yr I can give a hell of a shiatsu massage

Olympics! WTF is with the Berets?

Olympics are in full swing!  Now we can begin to see how much the rest of the world sucks compared to the US, Germany, China, England, and Africa (too many nations to mention and they all kick ass at running). 

Now on to the opening ceremony...what a piece of shit!  That was the most boring opening ceremony I have ever watched.  Cool idea gone wrong! I could have done without the first 2 hours all together.   I don't care if he directed slumdog millionaire, the opening was a slumdog piece of shit.  The Brits could fuck up a wet dream.

Could we shorten the list of countries that are announced at the opening ceremony, hell even the Queen was bored as hell and I'm pretty sure she is at the point of senility. I think that in order to get announced the country should have at least won one medal in the past 50 years.  It doesn't even have to be a medal in an event that matters, I would accept the interpretive dance with the ribbon as acceptable. 

On to the f'ing berets worn by our team!  Who the hell thought that was a good idea?  We look like a bunch of pansies, yes...I am saying that wearing a beret makes you look like a douche.  The only people who can wear a beret and not look like a douche are in some form of service (green berets, special forces etc.).  We need to find the douche bag who made the decision to take fashion advice from the french and revoke his citizenship.  Who in their right mind would decide to outfit the worlds best athletes in a damn beret!

Yes, I was implying that the french are a bunch of douche bags!