Debate Hype!

Alright boys and girls, the final debate is upon us!!  We get to see banter the likes of which have never been seen.  This one will have it all!  Laughter, crying, and a guest appearance by Ron Paul in a non-optimal outfit. 

I am a bit biased, but I think the smart money is on Ron Paul to pop out of the audience in his oversized suit and school both of the candidates on foreign policy. 

So stock up on booze and take a shot every time Obama says "that's not true" or Mitt throws out his "five point plan". 

Chug a beer anytime either candidate tells a half-truth....fuck it!!! Just drink a case a beer and save having to keep score!


Ohh yea, fun in the news - depending on which news you watch gas prices are going to sky rocket, or drop!


Also - go hit up http://shop.balloongoesup.com/ ....Ron has a badass store

Debate fest!

I wish I would have slept for the first 45 minutes of that damn debate, it was a fight to make me want to drink more.  Romney was touting his 5 finger death punch plan and Obama was hyping his "fairness is the way to prosperity (read socialism)" without an actual plan. 

Points I actually liked were right before I went to bed around 10 (yea, I'm a slack ass). 

Romney's answer to the immigration question, that was a good answer in my book.  Actually made it sound like illegal immigration was, well...illegal. 

Romney's beat down right before I went to bed, seems like he went on a 5 minute ass whooping fest of Obama's policies and record

Obama- sounded rhetorical at best, loved reading about his gun-control answer this morning.  Headlines should read  "Gun Sales Soar".  Gun shop owners must love this guy! 

Can we get a moderator that doesn't look like a man?  I have given up on getting one that is not biased.

What did I miss?  Any favorite quotes?

Romney Gaffe!!

By now, I am sure you have heard about Romney's quote about how 47% of Americans will vote for Obama because they are on the gubmnet dole.

"

There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what.

All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it.

That that’s an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what.
…These are people who pay no income tax."

Holy Shit!! Stop the fucking presses!  If this surprises you, then I have some great oceanfront real estate in Kentucky I could sell you (it comes with a free kick in the junk).

The liberals are running with this like they just stole it and the second hand liberals are lead blocking!!! 

This is Obama's plan, get as many people as possible on the gubment dime so they can't fend for themselves and continue to vote me into power.  The other guy is going to steal all your free money... that money is rightfully yours! 

Other people worked, produced something, and sacrificed their time and taxes to make this country great enough that we can afford to have the "right" to free money for free loaders.

I am glad that he said this, its true!  I am also a bit butthurt about the fact that it took this long for this to come out.  Its not like this is news. 

If you feel that he is wrong for saying this, I am starting a line to the right for a free kick in the junk (that's what it feels like to pay taxes).

Yes I am wearing my state approved dick kicking shoes...Safety first!