Gonna hit the range tonight to try out my new goober vest for IDPA. I tried to rationalize the vest as being just a tool for the matches, but still find it a little gooberish just looking at it in my range bag.
What really hit home was when I was at the Bass Pro this weekend with the wife and little redneck, saw a dude rocking the vest in public. Maybe when I am 65 and just don't give a shit anymore I will start wearing the vest in public. Until then, don't wear concealment vests in public. Not only do you look like you are carrying concealed, you look like a douche.
Also another milestone in my blogging adventure, this is the first documented time I have used the word douche...not to be the last.
Also if anyone would like to give me money I will be happy to whore myself out and call people a brand name douche. (ex: you look like a Summer's Eve Douche) I feel that it would get me ready for a transition into Nascar.
Booda, it may be troubling to your readers that you are familiar with douche branding. I recommend using caution when it comes to this douchiness. After all, as a douche yourself, you may find that there is a conflict of interest.
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