How the hell did I miss the first one? Wedding! It was a sacrifice that I was willing to make, open bar and some good food will tear me away from a lot of things.
Back to the prepcon, this looks to be a good time that I will be attending and signing autographs for all my followers, just look for the bearded redneck with a camo hat on...I should be the only one.
I am a big proponent of being prepared (no I don't think zombies are going to take over the world). Why not, you prepare for everything else in your life (work, kids, purchasing a mini-van). It is good to be ready for the non-foreseeable events that might take place. Living in the South, we are exposed to hurricanes which is a great reason to keep some food and water on hand in case the power / water goes out and you can't get to the store.
There are a million reasons to get prepared, hurricanes, tornados, zombies, the mayan calender ending etc. But the main point is to get prepared, you don't need a BOB but a dedicated bag that has a flashlight, a couple bottles of water, granola bars, and a first aid kit should be the absolute minimum. This goes double if you have kids.
Hell even the gubment recommends that you be prepared with a 72 hr kit of some sort.
Worst case scenario, you can live in the woods for a few days if you Mother-in-law comes to visit. For Mother-in-law I recommend stashing a few bud-lights in the woods as sustenance.
Booda, I know that your wit and charms allow you to transcend various social cliques, but I worry that a convention of Preps is not the place for you. Why have you sought them out? Is there a need for your voice to finally be heard on the merits of various boating footwear? Perhaps a chance to finally settle the score on what best enhances a pair of seersucker trousers? (Answer: embroidered whales.)
ReplyDeleteIf you must attend this PrepCon, Booda, tread carefully, and watch your back. Someone might just put a sweater on your shoulders.
-Ace
Ace,
ReplyDeleteI feel that you may have misread what prepcon is all about. While a convention of douches wearing seersucker pants and sperrys would be awesome, this one involves...fuck it I'm not going down that path.
Well played! Well played indeed!