This is some bullshit!
As you know I am rocking it bachelor style this week, which is pretty chill. However, some ass face is running around behind me putting the toilet seat down after I hit the head. I have searched the entire house, gun in hand, but there are no ass clowns about, much less a toilet nazi roaming my halls.
Then it hits me...I have been trained! Damn women ( yes the entire gender)! What the hell, at one point I was a dude who put the seat down for no one...then today I realize that I have been putting the seat down for a while now (pretty sure it started when my lady was pregnant with the little redneck). That was out of commmon decency, who wouldn't put a seat down for a pregnant lady?
Turns out it was a 9 month training course, I have been bamboozled!
On a side note, bachelor week is sponsored by Bud Light and toilet seats in the upright position.
Better get those toilet seats down before the little ladies get home!! =)
ReplyDeleteBamboozled? Perhaps. Booda sits to pee? Much more likely.
ReplyDeleteAlso, let me implore you to rekindle your efforts to unearth the secret ass clowns living in your house. Follow these instructions:
1. Go to nearest bathroom.
2. Look in mirror.
And finally, I leave you with the wisdom of the fortune cookie: "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
Keep the thoughts flowing, Booda. Always a pleasure.
-Ace
Holy shit. Your profile pic is the Millennium Falcon with a Confederate flag on it?
ReplyDeleteDreams do come true.
-Ace