So I broke down and became a van owner today! Holy hell that thing is huge! I can play raquet ball in the back of it. One of the best things about buying a car is the haggling, good times. The second best thing about buying a car is waiting for 2 hours to get in the back to sign the actual paperwork that matters.
I would gladly pay an extra 400 bucks to get that shit done or take a colonoscopy if there is going to be the time.
As I pulled up to the redneck residence, blaring "Girls" by motley crue, I felt that somehow I am that badass dad driving a mini-van; not the dad that is wearing a sweater that was put on his shoulders at prepcon.
Congrats on your new purchase!
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This van is f'ing ridiculous, I am contemplating installing a piece of sound proof glass to prevent the teething little redneck from messing up my jams.
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