Debate

Awesome fucking debate!

Obama Phone!!

First, as I do from time to time, I have to apologize.  Not for my content, if you don't like it you can go fuck yourself, but for my lack of content.  I have been working like a dog for the past 2 weeks and have not had time to get this blogfest rolling properly.

On to the shenanigans!

Obama Phone!

This sums up the presidency of Barack Hussein Obama, he gives people shit and they continue to vote for him.  What else can be said?  This is fucking ridiculous!  If you want to know my view of welfare, feel free to check out my post badmiton / welfare cheating...really? Butthurt warning


It's people with this mentality that are ruining our country...they have found out that they don't have to do a damn thing, except vote for more socialism (obama).  I would love to give these people a job, just so they know how much it sucks to have to pay taxes so other people can get a fucking free cell phone.  (aka: getting kicked in the dick)

Actually for the lazy ones, I am still offering my services - "Get kicked in the dick free of charge here!"

Update: AngryMike has stepped up to the plate to offer a free ass kicking to round out the package!

I don't know who said it, but there is a quote that I am going to butcher...it goes something like this:

"Why is is called greed to want to keep money you have earned, but not to take money you have not?"

USMC 50 Cal Bottle opener help!

I need some help, I am looking for a 50 cal bottle opener for my father in law.  I have the NRA version, once he saw this he flipped! 

Any help is appreciated, he is a USMC Vietnam veteran (helicopter gunner who shot a 50) and I would like to hook him up with a kick ass birthday present. 

Does anyone know where to find one of these??


Thanks for the help in advance!

Girl drink drunk

Had a great weekend, got drunk as hell due to a buddy getting married.  The hangover was not as bad as my birthday, but needed some fixing none the less.

Enter girl drinks!

I am not one for the fruity drinks, but as I was perusing the "eye openers" menu at the resort I saw the mali-bu bay breeze.  In my defense, I am not a huge fan of Bloody Marys but will drink them from time to time.  The mixture of malibu rum, pineapple, and cranberry juice offered a light and booze filled breakfast drink.

I am hooked, as far as breakfast booze goes, this is the best way to get a little "hair of the dog"!  In tribute to this new revelation, please enjoy this video. 

For those of you who read this and thought, "dude is gay". Go fuck yourself, I'm a girl drink drunk!

Romney Gaffe!!

By now, I am sure you have heard about Romney's quote about how 47% of Americans will vote for Obama because they are on the gubmnet dole.

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There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what.

All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it.

That that’s an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what.
…These are people who pay no income tax."

Holy Shit!! Stop the fucking presses!  If this surprises you, then I have some great oceanfront real estate in Kentucky I could sell you (it comes with a free kick in the junk).

The liberals are running with this like they just stole it and the second hand liberals are lead blocking!!! 

This is Obama's plan, get as many people as possible on the gubment dime so they can't fend for themselves and continue to vote me into power.  The other guy is going to steal all your free money... that money is rightfully yours! 

Other people worked, produced something, and sacrificed their time and taxes to make this country great enough that we can afford to have the "right" to free money for free loaders.

I am glad that he said this, its true!  I am also a bit butthurt about the fact that it took this long for this to come out.  Its not like this is news. 

If you feel that he is wrong for saying this, I am starting a line to the right for a free kick in the junk (that's what it feels like to pay taxes).

Yes I am wearing my state approved dick kicking shoes...Safety first!

Monkey pants! and shirts and gear and toys

Just discovered a badass site called http://milspecmonkey.com/. 

If you have not had the time to check it out, stop what you are doing and go check out some great reviews and toys that you probably will not be able to afford.

I want to buy everything that I have seen thus far. 

We need to make rubble bounce... Foreign Policy 101

That is a quote from the Nuge! 

Well said to say the least about what has happened in the middle east recently.  This is not one of those situations that we need to apologize for being American.  I mean seriously, you think this is about a movie?

We need to give everyone within a 10 mile radius of our emabassay in libya a memo saying,

"if you are reading this, we are going to flatten your domicile and the surrounding 300 ft.  if you don't evacuate in 10 min, you too will be flattened....your welcome for all the foreign aid, which is now revoked. 
Sincerely,

The Fucking USA!"


In all other countries, we need to post a sign on the wall of the embassy.  Is should read something similar to this -
" Please do not come close to the wall surrounding this emabassy!  If you should touch the wall surrounding this embassy, we will shoot you in the face. If you do not agree to those terms I suggest you go the fuck home and not touch the wall.  If you touch the wall, you will be dead.

Sincerely,

The Fucking USA!!!"

This is my foreign policy if I should ever run for office.  Redneck 2020!! Fucking 'Merica!

I'm not sure if you are receiving what I am trying to get across here.  The fact of the matter is that we are the FUCKING USA!  The best damn country in the world.  We make the rules! We do not apologize to our enemies for offending their sensibilities.  They apologize to US for existing and being a pebble in our shoe. 

The next message they should receive from the best country in the world...

"You picked on the wrong fucking country.  Suck it, enjoy the rubble that used to be your town.

Love Always,

The Fucking USA!!!!"

New Follower, Mohave Rat!

Yo! Got a new follower with some good content

Go check out his blogfest at http://mohaveratstwocentsworth.blogspot.com/. 

Never forget

How could you forget? I grew up hearing about where my parents were when elvis died, or the moon walk.

Are parents explaining to their children the significance of 9-11 and what actually happened?

If not, why?

Its like 1984...but in HD! Big Brother eat your heart out!

This story snapped me out of my week long hangover!

Who said that everything is better in HD?  Everyone, that's who!

Why should the FBI be relegated to trying to track your movements through a grainy, ever growing network of cameras?  Really, they are people too!  They can't be left in the friggin dark ages!
How do we solve that issue?  Give them $1 Billion to implement their facial recognition project.

Whew!  I was scared for a moment!  I actually thought that our privacy was at stake, or that we wouldn't be able to walk through town without our pictures being logged in a never ending database.  Never fear!  Our gubment wouldn't let something that absurd ever happen.  They would do whatever they could to protect our rights as citizens of the best nation in the world right?

This is exactly what has happened, the gubment has found a way!  Through their new Facial recognition they will be able to keep us safe!  Their goal "is to reduce terrorist and criminal activities by improving and expanding biometric identification and criminal history information services through research, evaluation, and implementation of advanced technology."  Sounds harmless enough.  I think that they should just break down and start a buddy system where every US citizen is partnered with a federal agent taking out the possibility of them not knowing the consistency of your most recent bowel movement.

Have one of these cameras that you see in an intersection actually stopped anything from happening?  I have seen a few alternate views on America's funniest home videos brought to you by one of these cameras, but that's about it. 

So next time you are driving through an intersection and see a weird black box next to the stoplight, or wonder why the hell there would be the need for a camera on a telephone pole in the middle of a street; just smile, wave and say hello to the $1 billion that is making the world safe!

The sad part is that once this makes the news they have probably been doing it for about 6 years!

Weeklong Hangover!

Sorry for my lack of content for this week.  As I mentioned earlier this week, it was my birthday week. Thus, I have been in a haze for much of the week.  Throw in labor day and all I did was drink like a union worker on an assembly line. 

My liver tried to escape, it even punched me in the pancreas! 

In my 20's hangovers didn't have shit on me!  I could booze till the cows came home and pop up bright eyed and bushy tailed at 6:00am.  No problem.  I hit my 30's and...well suffice to say it sucked.  Didn't puke, but wish I had!

There were multiple causes for this hangover:

1. not eating during the day- This was my fault, like a moron I had a salad for lunch.  Not quite the base you want for a night of boozing.

2. Craft Beer - Holy hell this shit is like moonshine and it was going down like water! 

So what have I learned now that I am a wise 30 yr old? 

Nothing....I still feel like a stupid 20-something and will probably bring in 31 the same damn way!!!!

B-Day Gift-Fest!

Got some badass b-day gifts! 

50 cal bottle opener!  Who would have thought that you could combine 2 of my favorite past times?  Rednecks, thats who!  They have been getting drunk and shooting since the beginning of time!  But for the not so red, you can get a 50 cal cartridge that is a bottle opener.  Very nice!

Shooting glasses!  Scored me a nice pair of Remington amber lense shooting glasses.  A welcome upgrade from the scratched beyond all get out pair of walmart specials that I am currently using.  

Camo hat....Why because camo goes with everything, it even has the Panther's logo on the front surrounded by blaze orange! 

Decorations were also well done by the wife, 9mm rounds with little bows tied on to them.  She sure knows the way to my heart. 

All around a great way to bring in the dirty 30! 

Now get the fuck off my lawn!

Damn kids!

Labor Day...I ain't doing shit!

"you know I'm not a pro-union guy Cap!"

This is one of the best holidays ever and the fact that it is the day before the DNC is very appropriate.  So in honor of all the people living off my tax dollars, I shall join them in the act of not doing a damn thing. 

I would try to go snag some form of handout, but that happens downtown and I'm not venturing anywhere close to the city with all the DNC non-sense going on up there.


Farva!!!

Birthday! Everybody get drunk!

My birthday is approaching, I am turning 30?!  Can I really be that old?  I guess so, due to a recent few interactions with people.

At the gym:

Me: Can you tell me what those chains from the barbell are for?
College aged kid: ugh, Yes Sir! They are for accommodating resistance.

He called me sir, I appreciated the answer and being polite.  But he called me sir!  I'm 30 not 40!  This is some bullshit!

I am aware that I have a few gray hairs, but I don't think I am a "sir" yet.


At the store buying beer:

Me: Do you need to see my ID?

Cashier: No, your good.  (note: this was at a walmart, not the store I go to on a weekly basis)

I think this is a prime time to have a mid-life crisis and buy a Ferrari, unfortunately I haven't had enough ads clicked yet to afford said Ferrari.  Based on the ad clicks from this site, I can buy a miniature hotwheels Ferrari...just like the real thing!

Next stop...telling those youngsters to get the fuck off my lawn!!!!

Gun Toys! Stag Arms Excutive Survivors Kit Edition

Ususally I would like to throw you some badass ideas about the cool shit that I see online, but this speaks for itself.  Its minimalist, it will get you through about 3 days on bare bones and you get a badass rifle / case combo out of it!  I would take one of these in a heartbeat! 

Personally I think that the pre-packaged BOBs and survival kits are for the birds, but this looks pretty nasty without the shitty mirror and whistle that come in most BOBs. 

Check it Yo! Stag Arms Executive Survivor Kit

IDPA: Match day with live updates...now with results

Just got registered and getting ready to start the festivities. Wish me luck!

I am going to try live updating for the stages.

10:12 first stage begins. Dude in my squad has copious amounts of chest hair coming out of his shirt
Just shot first stage only down 1

10:42 second stage here we go
Lots of distance on this stage lets see how I do
11:00 just shot, shat the bed on movement but did good on distance
Down 21 with 1 ftn. Shitty

11:13 stage 3 looks fun
11 down pretty good stage. Having fun!

11:34 getting hot! Last stage in the sun. Here we come shade! Get some!

12:09 stage 4 lit it up! Only down 1

12:46 stage 5 down 1 still kicking ass. This is like my golf game, shoot well but blow up on 1 hole we will see if I can pull out a top score like last time

1:12 waiting on the group ahead of us to get done with the stage! Come on bitches hurry up! I got cold beer waiting on me at the casa!

1:24 still waiting.... This rest period is throwing off my game

1:52 shot last stage down 13 not horrible but not breaking any records. All around good day I'm ready for next time!

Back at Casa De Redneck and kicking back a few cold ones and try to forget that second stage and the chest hair on that wookie that happened to be in my group


Please keep in mind when judging me for the scores that this is only my 2nd match ever! So when you look at that stage 2 score...eat it!

I hit the top 5 in my group!  that second stage can suck a fattie!  on to the next one

1000 Views!!! Bacon edition!!!

I surpassed the 1k a few days ago, but have been busy a hell for the last few weeks it seems.  I haven't even had a chance to get some hardcore practice done for the IDPA match this weekend.  I am going to be on it like white on rice. 

I had been wondering what to blog about for the 1k view fiesta, and settled on the fact that I was not going to write about politics being that it is so close to the election.  I am not going to write about badminton.

I am going to write about something that is near and dear to my heart, BACON!!!

Bacon is the world's best invention ever!  Ever since Sir Francis Bacon invented bacon the world has been ever grateful!  This salty meat snack is a flavor fiesta for your taste buds.  There is thick bacon, thin bacon, applewood bacon and pecanwood bacon.  There is no dish that is not well complemented by the lovely flavor profile of these tasty strips of swine.

I even tried to make bacon infused bourbon...did not turn out well, but I would never blame the bacon...must have been user error since bourbon is second only to bacon.

One of the best things ever is the spin offs of bacon.  From chocolate covered bacon, bacon soda, bacon pancakes if you are looking for something bacon related please visit Bacon Freak.

To quote a T-shirt given to me by my sister : Bacon is meat candy!




I am getting my IDPA goober vest embroidered with:
Powered by Bacon!

Thank all 1000 of you for looking at my drivel over the past few months, I do this to keep me sane and hopefully entertain someone other than Ace (who still to date is my only comment).  So hook it up with the comments and I will keep slinging the bullshit!  

Gun Toys! generally cool shit edition

If you have a gun safe, its usually crowded.  I have no idea why mine is overflowing with crap, I need to get in there and clean it out.  When I do that I am going to be hopping on the bandwagon with http://www.storemoreguns.com/.  These guys have some amazing solutions for the lack of space in that gun cabinet of yours.

It looks a bit pricey, but it keeps your precious pieces from getting dinged up and allows you to use the shelves for your other random shit.  Definitely going to be adding a few of these to my Christmas list


Paracord Bikini.  What else could be better, in every survival scenario there are two constants...the need for paracord and the need for boobs.  This fulfills both!


Nike+Fuel.  This is a cool little gizmo that tracks your movement turning it into fuel.  It sounds like a pedometer but better. As with everything, you can link it to your iPhone.


Airvent Wall Safe.  I am a big proponent of having a safe.  It keeps stupid people from getting into your stuff.  This nifty little guy fits in your wall and looks like an air vent.  I'm guessing its not bomb proof, but should keep the lazy nuckleheads that are looking for your goodies out for a bit.

IDPA practice...golf edition

My practicing for the match next weekend has been sidetracked by golf.  Golf, shooting, and fishing are my hobbies, unfortunately for me they are all expensive and time consuming. 

I have rationalized that by playing golf I am working on my grip strength and overall fitness (especially if I walk), so technically I am practicing for my impending match.  I played yesterday shot an 89 and am trying to get out today if it stops raining...

The next question is should I buy new golf shoes and a wedge or put that towards shooting accessories?

Also, I can have a few beers while playing golf...try doing that at an IDPA match. 

Nearing 1000 views which is pretty cool for me, I can't believe that my titles have enticed 1000 people to read my nonsense.  Get your asses ready for the 1000 views post, its going to be fucking epic!

IDPA...practice edition

I have begun my training for my IDPA match next Saturday, you want to know how?

By hitting golf balls and drinking beers!  Bring it on bitches!  I am going to dominate this match. Practice shall start tomorrow without drinking any beers, cause ya'know that whole guns and booze thing is not the best combo. 

I am enjoying my day before practice, practice...bring on the dry fire!!!!

Gun Toys: Green Laser edition

I need a laser for my pistol like a need another hole in my head, but for some reason I feel the need to get a crimson trace green laser. 

Got to give it to My gun Culture for a bad ass review on this new laser.  I am a big fan of the green lasers, they are easier to see and all around gnarly.  Wouldn't mind slapping this on my Glock for a few rounds at the range, it also looks ideal for home protection. 


Blog note:  I feel that I have been a bit angry sounding in my posts lately, it because there has been a rash of political douchbaggery. 

Gubment Motors, lets take over all the industries

I am a few days past due on this posting but couldn't let it go unmentioned.

Obama has finally said exactly what he wants to do, nationalize everything.  I am impressed with the honesty, usually he says one thing then finds a way to bend the nation over.  I haven't heard a lot about this in the news, but El Rushbo is on top of it.

Socialism at work

The gubment has no reason to be involved in any industry.  If your company is making a crap vehicle, you will lose customers and go out of business.  There will be other companies eager to increase their production in order to gain the market share you lost.  That is how a free market works.

Gun Toys!... DIY Oil Filter Suppressor edition

Oil Filter Can - Thanks Guns.com

Great little idea...yes
Effective...yes
Would I do it....NO

This is one of those things that is great in theory, but screwing a oil filter on the end of a gun, I would reserve it for a zombie apocalypse scenario. 

I don't want anything on the end of my gun that is not designed for bullets to pass through. 

Could be a great addition, could make your gun blow up...

I bet someone is putting an oil filter in their BOB as we speak

READ THIS! HOLY SHIT EDITION! HR 6357

Disclaimer:  I cannot find a full printing of what this bill entails, however based on the title, it is a travesty that we as Americans should ever feel it necessary to pass a bill with this title.  

This is one of those topics that most people should be able to agree on, HR 6357.  This bill prohibits the extrajudicial killing of American citizens.  Do we actually need that as a bill?  Are we in danger of being killed extra-judicially? 

I feel that needing a bill with this title means that our gubment can kill us whenever they want whether or not we need killing. 

Sorry if you missed it...prohibits the extrajudicial killing of American citizens. !!!!!!

Does that sound a bit off? 

Come on people!  How the hell is this acceptable?  Our gubment should be able to kill whoever it wants whenever it wants!  Right!!!  Screw the judicial branch of gubment! Right!!!  Screw the bill of rights! Who wants rights anyway????!!! Especially if its not approved by the gubment!!

I don't give a shit if you lean left or right politically, I think we can say that no bill has been submitted with a title like this under a republican....Ohhh wait I think there may have been one ( I will award a prize if you can name it!)

This is a wagon full of bullshit!  I don't normally link to pages I feel y'all wouldn't call noteworthy, but this one seems pretty on point  US Congressman Dennis Kucinich introduced HR 6357, a bill which aims to ‘prohibit the extrajudicial killing of United States citizens’ by the federal government. In other words, in the Land of the Free, they need to pass a law to prevent the government from indiscriminately murdering its own citizens.

Can you answer those questions honestly?  How do you feel about those answers? 

I would like to see a full posting of what is in the bill before I give it my full backing, please link to it if you find it...but based on title (which in gubment speak means they are going to use it to approve another way to screw you) it sounds promising

What do you think?

Gun Toys: Ruger 10/22 takedown

Figured I would weigh in on this since no one has reviewed this gun yet. 

How do you improve on a legendary .22?  Make it packable!  This is a great idea! 

The 10/22 was one of the first rifles I learned to shoot when I was in the indian guides (back when you could still call them that, but that is another post all together). It shoots straight, doesn't have a kick and costs about $.005 per shot. What more could you ask for? 

Ruger continues to improve on their classic designs, from the 10/22 to the Mark series plinkers.  The 10/22 was a great gun to take out into the woods, but has now become one that you can shove in your pack for the impending onslaught of squirrel zombies! 

This has made the short list of toys I would like to purchase in the near future, I will update once the first shots have been fired.  My guess is, if its anything like a normal 10/22, on target with about 200 rounds following shortly thereafter. 

Here is one of the few reviews of the 10/22 from Guns.com